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Anonymous asked: How did you become a 'Capper dudE?

I was walking down town Exeter NH on April 12th 1995.  I was crossing the street and I saw a truck run a stop sign it was heading for this woman carrying a child in her arms.  The last thing I remember is jumping and pushing them out of the way.  The truck broke my neck when I was hit.  Thankfully the woman and child were just scratched and bruised a little.   (okay 99% of that story is not accurate but sound way better than I stole my parents car, took that car around the country following the Grateful Dead.  Then got into a car accident in said stolen vehicle completely destroying it leaving me with a broken neck!)  

Anonymous asked: What's the biggest perk about being a capper? Other than people opening doors and stuff for you.

Being able to cut in on long lines is full of win!   Running over people’s toes when they are being annoying can also be very very fun!