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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>My name is Chuck Bittner and I’m a quadriplegic stand-up comedian (okay I’m the “can’t stand up” comedian) and avid video game player. On this site you’ll find my comedy routines as well as information about the  Custom Button reMapping Petition.

CLICK HERE TO GO TO THE PETITION!

Feel free to send me your questions about living with a disability or anything in general.  Email your questions to AskACapper@gmail.com  I might use it in my comedy routine.

You can leave a voice mail number 207.358.0493 here.  I might use them in my videos!
 

</description><title>the Comedy &amp; Gaming of AskACapper</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @askacapper)</generator><link>http://www.askacapper.com/</link><item><title>My 68 year old dad and I (a quadriplegic) pound a whole clan in...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/1d241NOGiO4?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My 68 year old dad and I (a quadriplegic) pound a whole clan in MW3 Domination!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.askacapper.com/post/17504460908</link><guid>http://www.askacapper.com/post/17504460908</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2012 14:55:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>My new voicemail Q&amp;A video… A bunch of remapping...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/s8xxCs8Vlmw?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My new voicemail Q&amp;A video… A bunch of remapping questions.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.askacapper.com/post/16717728849</link><guid>http://www.askacapper.com/post/16717728849</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 16:22:41 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>My 5 minute “can’t stand up comedy” routine on...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/kqVMhq2-5fA?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/im-the-cant-stand-up-comic/id389540438" title="on iTunes"&gt;My 5 minute “can’t stand up comedy” routine on iTunes click here.&lt;/a&gt;  - If you’re here for the &lt;a href="http://www.AskACapper.com/Petition" title="Petition FAQ" target="_self"&gt;Custom Button reMapping Petition Click Here!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.askacapper.com/post/866942922</link><guid>http://www.askacapper.com/post/866942922</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 11:40:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>The Wheelchair vs Bubble Wrap… </title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/SZw9alqA22k?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Wheelchair vs Bubble Wrap… &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.askacapper.com/post/13312506440</link><guid>http://www.askacapper.com/post/13312506440</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Nov 2011 15:56:09 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>My button remapping petition song…  yeah it’s...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/zQZnKw5xt5I?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My button remapping petition song…  yeah it’s awesome! Petition is over 76,000 signatures.  &lt;a title="iTunes" target="_blank" href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/chucks-button-petition-song/id420448888"&gt;The song on iTunes!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.askacapper.com/post/3327040205</link><guid>http://www.askacapper.com/post/3327040205</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 13:10:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>MY SET FROM THE FINAL ROUND IN PORTLANDS COMEDY CONTEST!  Jokes...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/RL0d_zBhB9Q?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;MY SET FROM THE FINAL ROUND IN PORTLANDS COMEDY CONTEST!  Jokes were selected by my YouTube subscribers. &lt;a title="My older sets with different jokes." target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/user/askacapper#grid/user/4B9407FD2CC687DF"&gt;Click here for a bunch of my older sets.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.askacapper.com/post/7418674442</link><guid>http://www.askacapper.com/post/7418674442</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Jul 2011 10:33:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>My plea to developers to add button remapping… the time is...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/jK5kCaGk1CY?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My plea to developers to add button remapping… the time is NOAW!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Remapping petition: &lt;a title="The Petition" target="_blank" href="http://www.petitiononline.com/cu5t0m/petition.html"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.petitiononline.com/cu5t0m/petition.html"&gt;http://www.petitiononline.com/cu5t0m/petition.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.askacapper.com/post/6669737599</link><guid>http://www.askacapper.com/post/6669737599</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 Jun 2011 19:26:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Button remapping petition link - Thanks for helping disabled gamers.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Link: &lt;a href="http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?cu5t0m"&gt;http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?cu5t0m&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Please share it with your friends. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.askacapper.com/post/6584617795</link><guid>http://www.askacapper.com/post/6584617795</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Jun 2011 07:18:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The story of how I became handiboy!  And I rock and roll at...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Pvxm6pfTqxQ?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The story of how I became handiboy!  And I rock and roll at Black OPs!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.askacapper.com/post/2799168503</link><guid>http://www.askacapper.com/post/2799168503</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jan 2011 15:20:21 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>My contest &amp; please help me out interwebz video....</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/JnE4Ss1EO24?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My contest &amp; please help me out interwebz video.  &lt;a title="http://tinyurl.com/cappercontest" href="http://tinyurl.com/cappercontest"&gt;&lt;a href="http://tinyurl.com/cappercontest"&gt;http://tinyurl.com/cappercontest&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt; go vote now.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.askacapper.com/post/6041256750</link><guid>http://www.askacapper.com/post/6041256750</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Jan 2011 13:22:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>My 5 minute comedy routine is up on iTunes!  All proceeds go to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8umb83SkQ1qbhxoto1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a title="My comedy routine on iTunes" target="_blank" href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/im-the-cant-stand-up-comic/id389540438"&gt;My 5 minute comedy routine is up on iTunes!  All proceeds go to a worthy cause ummm buying a custom game controller for me to own with!&lt;/a&gt;  (This is the audio from my youtube video)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.askacapper.com/post/1132548326</link><guid>http://www.askacapper.com/post/1132548326</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Nov 2010 15:23:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>My voice mail number 207.358.0493!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Feel free to leave me a question or comment.  I will be &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;incorporating these into my gameplay videos.  Question can be on any topic you want to ask about like life, gaming, comedy what ever and the questions can be funny, serious or offensive.  &lt;strong&gt;***PLEASE note:  I will not answer this number and by leaving me a message you are giving me the right to use your voice in my videos***&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a title="The Petish" target="_blank" href="http://www.petitiononline.com/cu5t0m/petition.html"&gt;- CLICK HERE FOR THE CUSTOM BUTTON REMAPPING PETITION -&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.askacapper.com/post/1299487534</link><guid>http://www.askacapper.com/post/1299487534</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Oct 2010 12:44:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>My zombie video going to level 19 in Kino Der Toten! Song is...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/092fkT26RS4?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My zombie video going to level 19 in Kino Der Toten! Song is screamO not my fav but worked with the video!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.askacapper.com/post/866927055</link><guid>http://www.askacapper.com/post/866927055</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Sep 2010 15:22:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>How did you become a 'Capper dudE?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I was walking down town Exeter NH on April 12th 1995.  I was crossing the street and I saw a truck run a stop sign it was heading for this woman carrying a child in her arms.  The last thing I remember is jumping and pushing them out of the way.  The truck broke my neck when I was hit.  Thankfully the woman and child were just scratched and bruised a little.   (okay 99% of that story is not accurate but sound way better than I stole my parents car, took that car around the country following the Grateful Dead.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Then got into a car accident in said stolen vehicle completely destroying it leaving me with a broken neck!)  &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.askacapper.com/post/1185092682</link><guid>http://www.askacapper.com/post/1185092682</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 Sep 2010 10:36:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>What's the biggest perk about being a capper?  Other than people opening doors and stuff for you.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Being able to cut in on long lines is full of win!   Running over people’s toes when they are being annoying can also be very very fun!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.askacapper.com/post/1185077282</link><guid>http://www.askacapper.com/post/1185077282</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 Sep 2010 10:32:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Do you have to wear a diaper so you don't soil yourself?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Depends… NO really to answer your question NOt that it makes me uncomfortable.  NOt every capper does NOt never need to be in this situation.  But it sucks to get the sit-in-ums (That is the Capper version of the runs, since we can’t).&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.askacapper.com/post/1184831354</link><guid>http://www.askacapper.com/post/1184831354</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 Sep 2010 09:33:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>If your here to support the “Custom Button...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l56u76spOQ1qbhxoto1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;If your here to support the “Custom Button Remapping” petition the &lt;a title="the FAQ" href="http://www.AskACapper.com/Petition"&gt;link to the FAQ&lt;/a&gt; is on the right column. &lt;a title="Hot Blooded Gaming" target="_blank" href="http://www.hotbloodedgaming.com/2009/12/07/quadriplegic-gamer-asks-for-custom-button-remapping/"&gt; Here is an article about the petition&lt;/a&gt;.  &lt;a title="Petition link!" target="_blank" href="http://www.petitiononline.com/cu5t0m/petition.html"&gt;Here is a link to the petition.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.askacapper.com/post/780941563</link><guid>http://www.askacapper.com/post/780941563</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 08:47:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>My of my round 2 performance in Portland’s Funniest...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://www.funnyordie.com/embed/047f44aa8a" width="400" height="256" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My of my round 2 performance in Portland’s Funniest Professional contest.  Enjoy it and feel free to vote it up or down!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.askacapper.com/post/634691067</link><guid>http://www.askacapper.com/post/634691067</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2010 11:27:00 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>

